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...you might be a
Bonanarchist...
From: Deer
If you spend more time online than you spend walking each day....
.....you might be a Bonanarchist...
If the letters and numbers are worn off of your keyboard...
.....you might be a Bonanarchist...
If you have studied one single tear fall down one sweet face more than 100
times...
.....you might be a Bonanarchist...
If you know what the abbreviation "BHAE" means...
.....you might be a Bonanarchist...
If you are referred to as "Sir" by some of your closest friends....
.....you might be a Bonanarchist...
If the words "Mighty Ponderosa" causes you to think of something other than a
pine tree...
.....you might be a Bonanarchist...
If you haven't had less than 100 emails per day for weeks...
.....you might be a Bonanarchist...
If all the talk about Y2K makes you think of a family in Nevada...
.....you might be a Bonanarchist...
If the initials...MLJ...cause you to lose control of your temper...
.....you might be a Bonanarchist...
If you can be online and cook supper, clean house, and pay bills at the same
time...
.....you might be a Bonanarchist...
If you think of a Mighty Ponderosa when you watch the Lion King with your
kids...
.....you might be a Bonanarchist...
If the words: "New Story" cause you to leap for joy...
.....you might be a Bonanarchist...
If you are headed to Lake Tahoe in September, 1999...
.....you might be a Bonanarchist...
If you relate personal historical events to episode numbers...
.....you might be a Bonanarchist...
If you remember the first time you looked below the belt...
.....you might be a Bonanarchist...
more?????
From:
Laura
If you do not filter your
comments when you type...
.you might be a Bonanarchist...
If you see nothing wrong with owning a plastic horse and speaking to it...
.you might be a Bonanarchist...
If you have been heard screaming ride me like a pony Joe in a crowded mall...
.you might be a Bonanarchist...
If you think to yourself, what would Plastic Cochise do in the situation...
.you might be a Bonanarchist...
If insults are a standard way of greeting a friend...
.you might be a Bonanarchist...
If you follow talk regularly to an antlered creature and find nothing strange
about this...
.you might be a Bonanarchist...
If you call people by everything but their god given name...
.you might be a Bonanarchist...
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From:
Gina
If you find you have a sudden
aversion to fish and jesters....
....you might be a Bonanarchist....
If the bespectacled Waldo just don't do it for you anymore...
....you might be a Bonanarchist....
If you have to ask the Mighty Plastic Cochise nicely to please move so you
can use your scanner...
.....you might be a Bonanarchist...
If you've wept and knashed your teeth while trying to write the worst Bonanza
story imaginable...
....you might be a Bonanarchist...
If you've suddenly found yourself surrounded by about 80 of the most neato,
silly, crazy, FUN chicks you've ever met in your life...
....well, then, you just might be a Bonanarchist!!
more????
from:
Lyn
If the mention of chicken makes
you laugh...
...you might be a Bonanarchist...
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from
Sharon
If you've started sending curry
in your children's backpacks . . .
...you might be a Bonanarchist 2K..
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from
Barb
If folks see you laughing so
hard tears fall down your face and all you're
doing is looking at a computer screen:
You might be a Bonanarchist.
If you've ever spit a liquid refreshment all over your keyboard:
You might be a Bonanarchist.
If you think it's cool to be on someone's sh*t list:
You might be a Bonanarchist.
If you compare every mans body in the world to The Bod From God:
You might be a Bonanarchist.
If you don't think it's unusual to be online a 2 a.m. when you have to be up
at 5 or 6 a.m.:
You might be a Bonanarchist.
If one day away from the computer brings on withdrawal symptoms:
You might be a Bonanarchist.
If the word "Hoss" brings to mind a person instead of an animal:
You might be a Bonanarchist.
If you have a closer relationship with 80 people online than with people in
real life:
You might be a Bonanarchist.
If you have considered selling your book collection, having a garage sale or
any other desperate means to aquire money in order to go to the Bonanza
convention or buy Bonanza memorabilia from E-Bay:
You might be a Bonanarchist.
more????
from Marian
If your at the garden store and
and you see Marigolds with Bonanza names on
them and you find yourself giggling with delight , you might be a
Bonanarchist.
If you see anything with the name Joe, Charles, Johnthan, Jeff, Mike ,
Michael , M.L. ,Landon and it brings a warm feeling and a smile to your face
you might be a Bonanarchist.
If you drive by the Bonanza Steak House and the Cartwrights immediately come
to mind, you might be a Bonanarchist
If your computer desk is filled with Michael Landon pictures ,memorabilia and
pics of fellow fans, you might be a Bonanarchist.
If your on line and its noon, your still in your pajamas and no make up on
sending E-Mails , you might be a Bonanarchist.
If you have a scanner and your trying to superimpose pictures of Michael onto
your own pictures , you might be a Bonanarchist.
If you have to replace your printers color pack more than once a month from
printing to many Joe pictures then, you might be a Bonanarchist.
If you mention Michael or any of his characters more than 10 times a day ,
you might be a Bonanarchist.
If your in a car going thru the country and suddenly spot a pinto and yell
"Theres Little Joe's Cochise", you might be a Bonanarchist.
If your son keeps a picture of Hoss in his locker he might be the son of a
Bonanarchist.
If you have a desire to visit fellow fans rather than relatives or friends ,
you might be a Bonanarchist.
If you hear or see the word Beef and the image of the Bigger Joe pic comes
to mind, you might be a Bonanarchist.
if your neighbors havent seen you for months and wonder what your doing, you
might be a Bonanarchist hybernatiing your computer.
If your Mother calls up afer many attempts to get thru on the phone and its
busy and she finally gets thru and says," You must be Michaeling today, you
might be a Bonanarchist.
If your actually having fun
cleaning your John , commode, toilet and the
name Sir Marian Tidy Of Bowles or Hop Sing comes to mind and you find your
self laughing hysterically then you might be a Bonanarchist.
If your out driving late and night and you see a deer on the road and stop to
ask if its the King Bonanarchist Deer then you might be a Bonanarchist.
If you see a bunny hoping along
in your yard and you yell out there goes a
Gerby Royal you might be a Bonanarchist.
If your always hogging the computer and wont let the rest of your family use
it, you might be a Bonanarchist.
If you yell at your kids and say " Dadburnit I'm going to get you for that,
you might be a Bonanarchist.
If your at a horse race and your comment is Nice piece of Horse Flesh you
might be a Bonanarchist.
If you have guests over and tell them to have a seat on the settee , you
might be a Bonanarchist.
If your yelling
Scumsuckingbottomdweller to the top of your lungs, you might
be a Bonanarchist.
If you sit at the computer after reading all your E- mail and theres no more
left and you sit there staring at the screen patiently waiting for one piece
of Bonanarchy mail to pop up , you might be a Bonanarchist.
If your crossing off the days till the Convention , you might be a
Bonanarchist.
If your boys wear ribbons tied around the collar of there shirts instead of
ties , there mother might be a Bonanarchist.
If you refer to your car as the buckboard, you might be a Bonanarchist.
If you go out to a bar with
friends and order a Sasparilla or a Granny
squash, you might be a Bonanarchist.
If you tell your children your
going to put linament on there owies, you
might be a Bonanarchist.
If your favorite cologne is Lemon Verbena, you might be a Bonanarchist.
More????
from
Gina
If you know what a Crucible and
a Gerby Royal are,
...you just might be a Bonanarchist...
If you believe in...SECURITY....
You might be a Bonanarchist
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from
Patricia
.....If you like to see Little
Joe shot , beaten up, robbed, mugged,
stabbed, fall off horse, thrown from a stage coach, and other unbearable
sufferings
.....you just might be a Bonanarchist
.....If you like to read stories about Little Joe being beaten up, robbed,
mugged, stabbed, fall off horse, thrown from a stage coach, and other
unbearable sufferings
.....you just might be a Bonanarchist
from
Susan
more????
If every time you see a book on
TV shows, you immediately
check the index to see if there's any reference to Bonanza or
Michael Landon......
...You might be a Bonanarchist
more????
from
Valerie
If you think bad writing should
be rewarded and poetry all sung to the same
music ... you might be a Bonanarchist.
If you're watching a taut psychological drama and all you remember is a
scene with a bathtub and a horse drinking coffee ... you might be a
Bonanarchist.
If you go around calling your kids in a falsetto voice, "Yoo hoo, come home
for suppa" ... you might be a Bonanarchist
If your child comes home complaining of being mistreated by a "bully" and
you say, "You shouldn't have flashed that red handkerchief at him" ... you
might be a Bonanarchist
If you sign your name with the word "of" and references to a body part
tacked on at the end, you might be a Bonanarchist
If you spend two weeks sitting on a bench in the same pair of smelly socks
. you might be a Bonanarchist
If you spent last Sunday night washing your hair ... you might be a
Bonanarchist
If you risk life and limb climbing up on rocks just because a certain
person's body parts once touched them ... you might be a Bonanarchist
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from
Theresa
If the sight of Colonel Sanders'
place sends you into gales of laughter ...
you might be a Bonanarchist.
If the letters - MP - don't stand for Military Police ... you might be a
Bonanarchist.
If you spend several hours a day sneaking into your HotMail at work to read
those mounting emails ... you might be a Bonanarchist.
If you know the symptoms of gangrene by heart ... you might be a
Bonanarchist.
If you have to empty your bladder, your mouth, your nose, your pockets, and
your mind before sitting down at the computer ... you might be a
Bonanarchist.
If you would like to play Connect the Bullet Holes with a semi-nude Joe
Cartwright ... you might be a Bonanarchist.
If you know how to grovel/whine/plead/beg/cajole/nag fan writers for just
ONE MORE Bonanza story ... you might be a Bonanarchist.
If you have owned dogs named Hoss, Pernell and Little Joe ... you just might
be a Bonanarchist.
If you haunt the mailbox for another care package from Oklahoma ... you just
might be a Bonanarchist.
If you spend three months getting a return care package to Oklahoma JUST
right ... you just might be a Bonanarchist.
If you tell your children bedtime stories entitled Curlilocks and the Three
Cartwrights, Cinderjoseph, Little Red Riding Joe, and Joe-in-Boots ... you
might be a Bonanarchist (and your kid's gonna need a psychologist ...
Laura???)
If the old adage, "See no eveil, hear no evil, speak no evil," conjures up
mental images of rating bulls, bright red handkerchiefs and artfully torn
shirts ... you are definitely a Bonanarchist.
from
Valerie
If you take an interest in the
emotional state of someone's breasts ...
...you might be a Bonanarchist
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From
Lori
If you go on vacation and take
more pics of the Plastic Coochise than your
own kids then you .......just might be a Bonanarchist!
From Lillian
If you go to the city and meet with a bunch of strangers who
have nothing in common with you other than a love for Bonanza...and then you
develop a friendship which evolves into a bond of understanding and mutual
admiration...and then you forget your childhood friends...and then you ignore
your family...because you have a new found relationship with people who, for
all intents and purposes, might be (might be?) escaped inmates from the
asylum...and that does not bother you...because if they are...you may just
take out a room in the institution...just to be near them...
From
Miss Maggie:
If your cell phone goes off in the
middle of a meeting and the Bonanza theme is heard by all attendees...
You might be a Bonanarchist.
If you build a miniature dollhouse
that looks like the Ponderosa which takes up half your living room...
You might be a Bonanarchist.
If you find out you have a new
co-worker named Ben, Adam, Eric or Joe and you ask if their last name is
Cartwright...
You might be a Bonanarchist.
If Bonanarchy/LJO is at the top of
your on-line favorite web sites (even if Adam is referred to as the bald guy
in black)...
You are a Bonanarchist and darn
proud of it.
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