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PONDEROSA PURITY
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PONDEROSA "PERFECT ANGELS" Scoring 82-100
You are the young'uns that Pa Cartwright has always longed for!
You have been warned about those evil things . . .
And you have done the right thing by staying away . . .
Y'all get back to shinin' those halos!
SPORT (SNORT) 95
LINDA SUE (charlesh33) 84
PUCHI the PRISTINE (puchiann) 84
PAT (grumbling) (pmhartman) PC Purified
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THE ANGEL OF THE PONDEROSA!
HOP SING
Yes, it is no wonder that Hop Sing is known
as the guardian angel of the Ponderosa . . .
As he answers the door with cleaver in hand,
he is always ready to come to her defense!
And besides, anyone who has the job of
cooking for Hoss doesn't have time to be
anything BUT a "perfect angel"!
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PONEROSA "PLEASERS" Scoring 59-81
Y'all are a pretty good bunch!
Pa does not have to worry about you getting into "much" trouble,
But still has to keep an eye on you . . .
There's still that little part of you that wants to whoop it up!
BRENDA (brendajackson) 78
JAN (jbell) 75
JANE (jane e.hancock) 75
LAURIE (laurie_moore) 74
KATE (kate e-pitts) 73
JENNIE (msjenniet) 71
JENN (jennilyn518) 67
MAUREEN M (maureen.mikeska) 66
PETRA (aarto.laine) 65
DENISE (jwlynch) 62
JENNY (jenny shawbags) 61
VALERIE (vsellis) 61
JAMIE (gamble) 59
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THE CARTWRIGHT WHO "AIMS TO PLEASE"!
ADAM
With all of his "back east" schoolin', he is the
likely one to do the Ponderosa bookkeeping . . .
Since he is the "oldest" and the "wisest", he is
always left in charge when Pa is away . . .
And, in between, he has to practice his guitar
and architecture!!
Alas . . . this leaves little time to whoop it up!!
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PONDEROSA "PLUMB AVERAGE" Scoring 45-58
Y'all are right smack dab in the middle of the herd!
When it comes to you guys, Pa must keep on his toes!
You are, by nature, sweet and innocent, but at the same time . . .
You have that naughty side that loves to take over!
BEV (bwilcox) 58
NANCY (nancy allenn) 57
PLATO (plato320) 56
TERESA (Teresa kca) 56
KELLI (heyabooboo) 56
DIKLA (dikla11) 54
JEANNIE (jeannie.williams) 52
SHELLY (ryehill) 49
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THE "PLUMB AVERAGE" CARTWRIGHT!
HOSS
This gentle giant of the Ponderosa is -- by
nature -- a very sweet and shy kinda guy. . .
that is, until Little Joe gets hold of him and
talks him into some crazy scheme! And
Little Joe can always manage to bring out
Hoss' naughty side with very little effort!
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PONDEROSA "NAUGHTIES" Scoring 20-44
Shame on you guys . . . You are why Pa has so much grey hair!
You really should know better . . . but you just don't give a dang!
Y'all like to have a little more fun than most people!
CYNDIE (cyndie212) 44
PAT - Hoochie Mama (patruh) 42
PATTY (shadowmine) 42
MICHELE (joegirl) 41
LIBBY (libarmstrong) 37
LINDY (kitcher) 37
CARMEN (sierra361) 36
JEZ (littlejez) 35
GAIL (rlrgail) 34
PAM (country1) 34
WINNIE (poohbear29) 34
CONNIE (ode2living) 33
LAURA (orientx4) 32
CHRIS (mattie553) 31
JENNI (jenni.tuomala) 31
DEER (deerwatson) 30
JO (jporemski) 25
SARAH (sarahham) 22
CHRISSY (chriscoopersmith) 20
MAUREEN'S NEICE -- Teen Rebel 20
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THE "NAUGHTY" CARTWRIGHT!
BEN
That Ben must have been quite a pistol in
his younger days! This should come as no
surprise as we have all heard him brag about
those days from time to time . . . leading
us to conclude that he could leave today's
"teen rebels" in the dust!
It has even been rumored that Ben went to
CATHOLIC SCHOOL!
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PONDEROSA "DADBURNED DEVILS" Scoring 0-19
Pa's been spurtin' stuff from the Bible again!
Y'all are as pure as MUD!
And, you've been havin' way too much fun!
It's because of you we need Sheriff Roy Coffee, Deputy Clem,
and Boot Hill!!
KEITH The Table Dancer (kitcher) 17
BARBARA (fritti13) 13
JAMIE'S HUBBY (gamble) 11
STARBUCK (starbuck_nz) 7
SUSAN B (bolsy) 7
COCHISE (PlasticHorse) 7
----- SPECIAL SINGLE-DIGIT RECOGNITION -----
STARBUCK & BOLSY ...... The "Evil" Twins of Sin
AND
(Because we all know his score is lower!)
COCHISE ............................ The Spotted Satan
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THE "DEVIL-MAY-CARE" CARTWRIGHT!
LITTLE JOE
~~ DEVILISHLY HANDSOME! ~~
ULTIMATE BAD BOY
OF
PONDEROSA PURITY!!
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