HOTEL BONANARCHY

by deer

On a dark internet highway
cool mouse in my hand
Radioactive waves of my monitor
Rising up through the air

Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering blink
My head grew heavy, and my sight grew dim
I had to click on the link

Then the LCD jumped before me
I saw him fill up the screen
And I was thinking to myself
This could be Heaven or this is a dream

Then I clicked on the photo
And he showed me the way
There were voices on the web pages
I thought I heard them say

Welcome to the Hotel Bonanarchy
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel Bonanarchy
Any time of year (any time of year)
You can find him here
You can find him here

His pants are tight and painted on
He's got the Mighty Ponderosa
He's got a lot of pretty, pretty girls
That he calls friends

How we surf on the website
sweet cyber sweat
Some posts to remember
Some posts to forget

So I called up the BOD
Please bring me my wine
They said
We haven't had that spirit here since 1869

And still those voices are calling from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say

Welcome to the Hotel Bonanarchy
Such a lovely Place (such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
They're livin' it up at the Hotel Bonanarchy
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)
Bring your alibies

Photos on the website
Contests on each page
and they said
We are all just prisoners here
Of our own device

And in the dining room
They gathered for the feast
Hop Sing served up the roast pig
All Dlied Up - thlow away the beast

Last thing I remember
I was running for the door
I had to find the passage back to the list I was on before

Relax said the BOD OF LJO
We are programmed to recieve
You can check out any time you like
But you can NEVER LEAVE