Little Joe Online

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Poetry Contest Entries and Results!!

ONE OF YOUR BOD OF LJO PROVIDES A LAME EXAMPLE

NOTE...YOU MAY NOT VOTE FOR THIS POEM!!!

(note that Laura does not use the FULL score of the opening of Bonanza and thus would be disqualified and laughed at if this were really an entry)

Joseph, Joseph Joseph Joseph Joe- seph!
Joseph, Joseph Joseph Joseph Joe ho ho ho ho
Joseph, Joseph Joseph all the way
Joseph, Joseph Joseph Joseph Joe- seph!
Joe ho ho ho ho ho ho Joe ho ho ho ho!

Hoss and Joe and Adam know Joseph is the best!
No one eats fueds or F*&$s like that Joe of mine!
Joseph Joseph Joseph Joe ho!
Joseph Joseph Joseph Joe
Joe ho ho ho ho

JOSEPH! JOSEPH!

Now for the real entries....

TIED FOR SECOND RUNNER UP!!

My Tribute:

by Janet Bell

One family united against all foes

whatever they became

Bonanza

The Cartwrights took it on

The right over wrong prevailed.

all over the land.

First came Ben

Pa to us all

He was brave and sure

Bonanza

Adam was next

dark and handsome

Smart and brave

was he

Hoss was next

loved

by all who he met and knew

Bonanza

his love for man and for beast

was quite evident clear and through.

Next comes the one

loved the best

by this group I know

Joseph was the youngest

We knew where he was in

his younger days

INTO TROUBLE

Then

Splitting wood:

In His room ;

across his father’s knee!!!.

As he grew then we knew

where he was again:

bonanza

in the arms of a girl

fighting in a brawl

trying to explain it to Pa.

Through it all

the laughs and tears

we have watch them grow

Bonanza

Our love continues

for these fine young men

of the Ponderosa

Roy and Griff

Candy and Jamie

HopSing, Clem all there too.

You could count on the Cartwrights

to stick together

Bonanza

fight with one

you fought them all

Till the battle won.

We loved it then

We love it now More

Bonanza

Forever in our hearts

The Cartwrights four

Part of our family SURE!

Janet Bell

May, 1999

AND

Bonanarchy

by Barb

Want a site
That feels right
To talk smut
'Bout Joe's butt?
You want Bonanarchy!

A haystack toss
With big 'ol Hoss
Or be the hen
With rooster Ben?
You want our Bonanarchy!

You have a thing
For Hop Sing
Or on the watch
For Adam's crotch?
You want Bonanarchy!

Your time don't waste
On Monkey Face.
Stick with Candy.
He's just dandy.
At good old Bonanarchy!

For most it's Joe
That make us go
All wobbly in the knees!

Joe makes us hot,
Our panties knot.
Joe in jeans
Makes eyeballs steam
Here on Bonanarchy!

We strain to see
The Mighty P
And make up names.
We're crazy dames
Here at Bonanarchy!

Barbara Kaalberg
May 1999

FIRST RUNNER UP!!!

Ode to Joe

by Anne Newson

He chased pretty ladies, day after day,
Our Joseph!
No one could resist a Little Joe kiss
But married he was never to be.
He's great fun but he'll make you a mom,
Our Joseph!

With that cool hair and those eyes, that body and those thighs,
How rich can a fellow be?
This lil' man, cute as you can, Cartwright is his name.
In his core he's destined for fortune, fun and fame.

When you're with Joe you can never say no
To Joseph!
His beautiful grin that makes my head spin,
He's handsome as can be,
Our Joseph!

All the bonanarchists know
Why Joe is the best.
There's no one who has a
Nicer bod than his.
There he stands, surrounded by fans,
Our Joseph!

No one could resist a Little Joe kiss
But married he was never to be.
He's great fun but he'll make you a mom,
Our Joseph!

With his cute lil' grin and his bright green eyes,
How rich can a fellow be?
This lil' man, cute as you can, Cartwright is his name.
In his core he's destined for fortune, fun and fame.

When you're with Joe you can never say no
To Joseph!
He's the handsomest, friendliest, lovliest man
That ever sat foot in the promised land,
And we're happy as can be.
That's why we watch our
'Bonanza'... 'Bonanza'... 'Bonanza'...!

AND OUR WINNER

AND

THE OFFICIAL BONANARCHIST POET!!!

What is the greatest

Kingdom in the world?

Bonanarchy!

A collection of fans,

All devoted to their man,

What a wondrous society!

Who rules the land,

Stamping it with antler brand?

King Deerthur!

Never fear; she's not alone;

There are heirs to the throne.

All hail to the BOD!

Many knights gather 'round,

Just to lend their aid

And fight for right

With all their might.

That's why knights are made.

Who are these ladies

Serving in the court?

The handmaids!

Each one is known

By the man she calls her own,

Our tribute to chivalry.

Some choose Adam, Hoss or Ben

And on them love bestow.

Most prefer the green-eyed lad

Known as Little Joe.

We all know

There is only one show,

Bonanza!

That deserves all our praise,

So its name we upraise

With devotion and loyalty.

We're the lovin'est, laughin'est, looniest band

That ever took Asylum in cyberland.

That's why we call it Bonanarchy!

Sharon Kay Bottoms

May 1999

thank you all for participating!!!