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The Official Cheesy Bonanza Drinking
Game!
this Game was created by Kelli
originally and then
added to by other Bonanarchists...
Thank you Carmen
for putting it all together!
and thank you Kelli
for the great start!
Take a sip when:
~ Hoss says dadburnit, dadgumit, or dagnabit
~ Adam smirks
~ Little Joe tries to put the make on the nearest female
~ Ben says, "My sons!" in the proud, male, Biblical patriach sort of way
~ A Cartwright is jailed for something he didn't do!
~ Hoss is hungry
~ Adam recites poetry
~ Little Joe giggles
~ Ben gets self-righteous
~ A Cartwright is shot or is deathly ill, but survives!
~ Adam shows off his fancy education from that mysterious
college back east or reveals rare knowledge that he
knows about some old college friend or random guy
he knows from San Francisco
~ Hoss and/or Joe have a crazy scheme
(2 sips if Ben and Adam disapprove)
(3 sips if it's Adam's scheme)
~ A woman in a relationship with any of the Cartwright men dies!
(2 sips if it's Joe's fiancee)
~ Hoss smiles and reveals the gap in his teeth
~ Adam's shirt is unbuttoned just enough to show his sweaty,
bronze-covered chest
~ Little Joe does a fancy trick with his gun
~ Ben goes orgasmic on the subject of trees
~ The Ponderosa is threatened by evil developers!
~ Adam & Hoss laugh at Joe
~ Joe & Adam "trick" Hoss
~ Hoss & Joe make fun of Adam
~ Ben stares disapprovingly at the boys
~ One of Ben's dead wives is mentioned!
~ Hoss says, "Hey, Joe!"
~ Adam plays his guitar
~ Joe and/or Hoss look at Pa with a sheepish grin
~ Ben expresses his obvious preferance for Little Joe
~ Someone makes a racist joke or sexist remark
~ Hop Sing threatens, "Hop Sing go back to China!"
~ You see the red blanket
~ Instead of calling a woman a prostitute, a politer,
more PC term is used, like dance hall girl
~ The Cartwrights are rounding up cattle, buying
cattle, or selling cattle!!!
Chug it when:
~ Hoss has a happy love affair
~ Adam isn't wearing all black (this includes chaps)
~ An actual historical personage finds their way to
Virginia City or to the Ponderosa
~ A black person appears on the show
~ A characters name changes
~ You actually see Hop Sing (one sighting per show,
you alcoholics!)
~ You see Sheriff Roy Coffee (also one per show)
~ A white actor plays an Indian or a Mexican
~ You actually see a ranch hand doing work and not
a Cartwright
~ A long-lost Cartwright relative shows up
~ An actor who was on the show before, reappears as
a different character
~ THE CARTWRIGHTS SING AND/OR DANCE!!
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